On CNN as of this moment...

Not: "Report: British doubted postwar plan"
Not: "High court rejects enemy combatant case"
Not: "Report fuels Guantanamo criticism"

Its... Katie Holmes embracing Scientology!!!

Yay for stupid people!
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http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Movi....ap/index.html

LONDON, England (AP) -- Katie Holmes says she's converting to the Church of Scientology, embracing the religion of her boyfriend, Tom Cruise.

Holmes, in London to promote her new film, "Batman Begins," said Monday that she's excited about her lessons in Scientology, a religion founded by science fiction writer L. Ron Hubbard.

The 26-year-old actress and Cruise went public with their romantic relationship in April. The former Catholic and star of television's "Dawson's Creek" grew up with a poster of Cruise on her bedroom wall and has said she grew up wanting to marry him.

"We all keep dreaming, and luckily, dreams come true," Holmes said

Katie Holmes is a lot hotter than Blair, Scalia or any detainee.

A lot.

What is sad is that everyone bemoans the loss of good television journalism, but there will be 25 posts in the Michael Jackson thread by midnight tonite. Serious ones; not quips.

Ignor trash.

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One more thing.

Katie Holmes is going to Scientology.

To get next to Tom Cruise's money, I would gleefully renounce Jesus.

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I thought the point of Scientology was that it got next to Cruise's money.

You would renounce Jesus for the director's cut of Bananarama's Venus video.

Sicko.

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Aww, I wouldn't do that.

But there are people I'd gladly throw under the bus, provided you threw in the all the Bananarama videos except the ones with Fun Boy Three.

Ok, a couple of the people I'd throw under the bus for nothing, but you get what I mean.

I am shocked, simply shocked. :what:

Misquoting me to make me look bad....typical liberal.

If many organized religons--including my own--are to be believed, by lusting after Tom Cruise's hiney, it would be Jesus who denounces me, not I him.

I have not misquoted a Phillyblogger in awhile. I need to lurk and find a good one to hijack and cause neoconistic upheaval.

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Last night i turned on the news and it was ALL Michael Jackson and the heat. Yup - that's all that is going on in the world, the state and the city. Nothing to report - nothing politically significant, no trouble or natural disasters abroad, nothing going on in Philadelphia at all. Just Michael Jackson and the heat.

Made me want to log on and read a few Ezra threads.

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