Anyone read the official report on how pee got on the Koran?

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(7) On 25 MAR 05, a detainee complained to the guards that urine came through an air vent in Camp 4, and splashed on him and his Koran while he laid near the air vent. A guard reported to a Block NCOIC that he was at fault. The guard had left his observation area post and went outside to urinate. He urinated near an air vent and the wind blew his urine through the vent into the block.
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The guard just **happened** to pee near an air vent instead of the bathroom and the wind just **happened** to shift and blow the piss into the air vent where it just **happened** to blow into a detainees cell where the detainee just **happened** to be sitting reading his Koran?

http://www.voanews.com/mediaassets/e.../PR050603a.pdf