Because of my sensible shoes, my husband initially figured that I was a lesbian. Because of his quiet demeanor, love of cooking, and lack of girlfriends, I assumed that he was gay.

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Drown the fishes.

Hee hee. Yes, I once had to tell someone, "I'm not gay. Don't let the sensible shoes fool you."

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Overheard at the office:
I'm not very good at arguing. I mean, I'm good at the whole yelling-at-people part, but I'm not any good at the getting-people-to-agree-with-me part.

Lesbians sue Lesbians

Good...it will keep them busy...Idle hands and minds are the devil's workshop...Ever read MAD Magazine?...check out 'Spy Vs Spy'!

I love the quote from the Lesbos resident denying Sappho was a lesbian, even though she wrote a bunch of poems praising love for other women.

Sure she wasn't. And Larry Craig just has a wide stance.

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Boom, boom, acka-lacka-lacka boom.
Boom, boom, acka-lacka boom boom.

I wanna be a Lesbian in my next life. They are so cool. Not only do I wanna be a Lesbian, but I wanna go to the Michigan Wimmins Music Festival.

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"Hatred cannot be overcome by more hatred. Only LOVE can vanquish hatred. This is a most ancient law." -- The Lord Buddha, Dhammapada, chapter 1.

I don't think Sappho was a Lesbian. In as much as she was not born on Lesbos.

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All I said was that intellectuals are like the Mafia, they only kill their own.

Woody Allen
Stardust Memories