Because of my sensible shoes, my husband initially figured that I was a lesbian. Because of his quiet demeanor, love of cooking, and lack of girlfriends, I assumed that he was gay.

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Hee hee. Yes, I once had to tell someone, "I'm not gay. Don't let the sensible shoes fool you."

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If you don't have time to teach, when will you have time to do it by yourself?

Lesbians sue Lesbians

Good...it will keep them busy...Idle hands and minds are the devil's workshop...Ever read MAD Magazine?...check out 'Spy Vs Spy'!

I love the quote from the Lesbos resident denying Sappho was a lesbian, even though she wrote a bunch of poems praising love for other women.

Sure she wasn't. And Larry Craig just has a wide stance.

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Boom, boom, acka-lacka-lacka boom.
Boom, boom, acka-lacka boom boom.

I wanna be a Lesbian in my next life. They are so cool. Not only do I wanna be a Lesbian, but I wanna go to the Michigan Wimmins Music Festival.

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"Do I contradict myself? Very well then, I contradict myself. I am large, I contain multitudes." -- Walt Whitman, Leaves Of Grass

I don't think Sappho was a Lesbian. In as much as she was not born on Lesbos.

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*Apathy rules

*unless apathy doesn't rule