There has been a corresponding jump in profanity on my local playground as well. Coincidence? Cause and effect? Who knows.
What I do know is that, unfortunately, Americans really don't know how to swear. We think swearing is dropping a profane word in every other position. My father, an English teacher, once told me as a young lad that if I'm going to swear, I should at least be creative and not show that I possessed a vocabulary limited to four-letter words.
Now, Australians, they're some people who really know how to swear. Among my favorites from an old friend, who grew up down under, which he busted out when I wanted to leave a bar before closing, "you concave-chested, water-drinkin', purse-carrying nancy boy."
I closed the bar that night.
Wouldn't it be refreshing if Hollywood writers started to earn their money and started writing creative cusses, without profanity.
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