Maybe dock st. can brew up some Mudders Milk.
Or we can....
1/2 cup | 125mL milk
1/2 cup | 125mL Guinness or similar Stout beer (4% alc)
1/2 cup | 125mL Scrumpy Jack's, Harp or similar alcoholic cider (4.3% alcohol)
3 oz (2 shots) | 90mL Canadian Club or similar blended rye whisky (40% alcohol)
3 oz (2 shots) | 90mL Finlandia Vodka or similar vodka (40% alcohol)
1 crushed daily multi-vitamin pill (optional)
1 scoop whey protein powder - vanilla, if available (very, very optional)
Blend until smooth.
(nevermind. perhaps we can just get a nice Stout and call it Mudders Milk)