Study: Many Americans Believe God More Powerful at Saving Lives Than Doctors - Page 3 - PhillyBlog

Ezra · #21 (**permalink**) 09-09-2008, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Towelie

Did you know that god is a vegan? I heard it from someone on this board who knows god personally. She can't get him to tell me who to place my bet on between Ohio St and USC this weekend though.

Which ever side prays harder... wins.

God is a vegan? I never thought about it but he did make Adam and Eve and T-Rex vegan so it logically follows that God is as well.

LeisureSuit · #22 (**permalink**) 09-09-2008, 01:27 PM

Seems to me, that since God was responsible for the person being sick, he would have the power to make them well.

trisarahtops · #23 (**permalink**) 09-09-2008, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by LeisureSuit

Seems to me, that since God was responsible for the person being sick, he would have the power to make them well.

Yep, she will, but you've gotta beg to her, a.k.a. pray. On the other hand, if you're a sinner, you'll have to be more thorough and beg harder and longer before she can make you better.

Ezra · #24 (**permalink**) 09-09-2008, 05:06 PM

I pray to Moses. Shorter queue.