I was sitting on the toilet thinking... as you do... if we were Intelligently Designed... why are we the only species in all of Creation that require toilet paper?

After I wipe I attempt to divine the message in the resulting design. It's a lot like the Bible Code, only with some core differences.

Would you prefer it if God desgined us so we could lick our own butts like cats, dogs, etc?

Nah thanks! I'll take the T.P.! LOL!

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Congrats Phils 2008 World Champs!

apparently you've never caught a pet scooting across the rug.
A better question and I forget who said it first:
If we were intelligently designed, why did they put the sewage dump next to the amusement park?

That's awesome.

Though, depending on who you ask, the sewage dump might double as the amusement park.

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