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Unbelievable, Sunday morning porn for the WHOLE block!!!
Today at 8:15 AM I was woken up by porno sounds coming from my neighbor right across the street from me who while watching porn left his TWO living room window OPEN!
YOU ARE A F&*O* A$$Hole! And I am not the type to let this pass and not to tell it to your face, you know that!! You are ****!ing lucky that I'm not a morning person to get up and tell you off *******!!! Next time this happens I swear to God I will embarrass you as much as I was by having to call the cops on you this morning and explain to the 911 operator of your idiotic self, that my f@cked up neighbor is watching porn for the whole block. Yeah I called the cops on you a$$hole and I HOPE YOU GOT A F$ckign ticket!!! and I KNOW lots of our neighbor read this! Am all for porn BUT NOT on a Sunday morning at 8:15 AM!!!! Get a f*cking life 
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04-13-2008, 05:56 PM
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Wow. Someone needs to get laid.
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04-13-2008, 07:59 PM
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this is nothing compared to the time i saw a middle aged man getting "serviced" in his parked car at 10:00 at night. (pretty sure it was his wife or girlfriend) I'm not saying it's right, but it's the city...this stuff happens. If it continues, of course, that's another story.
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04-13-2008, 10:07 PM
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 Your neighbor's a jerk . . . not for watching porn but, as you are implying, viewing it at top volume with the windows open. Must've been an eye-opener for those walking by to Sunday mass. Did the cops show up?
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04-13-2008, 10:19 PM
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So was it all the moaning and screaming or the cheesy music that set you off?
yea! ohyea! oh god! yea baby!! oooooooooh yea!!!!!
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04-13-2008, 11:11 PM
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Oh pardon moi, how rude of me. I just got my new stash of porn I'll PM my address so I can share it with you and the entire block this coming Sunday, but I actually like to watch my porn at 6 AM. I hope you can make it!
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04-13-2008, 11:18 PM
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YES, thank you! Is all funny now and BELIEVE me the entire block knows by now. We can not stop laughing about it
 . But I don't think it was funny at 8AM. For the most part most of my neighbor are really nice and we get along well. I found out that he had some visitors staying in over the weekend and he just got a new 42" flat screen with surround sound SOOOOOOOOO you could've imagined!!! It literally felt as if the Ohhhh yeah, ahhhh!, were live bc the sound just bounced off to the WHOLE block. Quote:
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04-13-2008, 11:48 PM
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Could you make it brunch instead?
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