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anything for you my queen, sharing is caring!
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somebody get this baby a bottle
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04-15-2008, 10:57 AM
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Yeah!!!!, Tell him off on an internet message board YEAH!!!!!!!
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04-16-2008, 01:31 PM
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Is it bad that someone mentions porn and all of a sudden my ears perk up? I swear, I don't have a problem with porn, I swear!!! Actually I can't believe that porn for me growing up was the SI Swimsuit Edition and the bra/underwear ads for department stores in the Sunday Inquirer. And I used to hide that. Now its available everyone online without paying. Those young kids are so lucky these days.
Anyway, you said that he was having guests over?? One of the best gags you can do to a friend when staying over or if they're hosting a party is to order porn on Comcast. First, its highly embarrassing, second, the face they make when they see a $30.00 movie on their bill, and lastly, everyone will end up watching it anyway. Perhaps your neighbors guests were pulling the same thing on him (or her, which would be even better). And yes, I'm 30 years old, and I find this to be hilarious.
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"He taught by example that part of respecting another person is taking the time to criticise his or her views." --Melissa Lane, The Guardian; obituary for philosopher of science Peter Lipton. Farewell Eddy Arnold...Make the World Go Away... MAGIC THEATER ENTRANCE NOT FOR EVERYBODY FOR MADMEN ONLY!
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Ahh. Life in the rowhouses.
 A couple months back I noticed one of the elevators was down and I heard what sounded like screaming. When I did manage to get an elevator, while I was getting in the car, the car in the next shaft was stopped on my floor with the emergency brakes engaged, and the banging was some couple f___king. Could hear the grunting, etc. They couldn't even wait to make it in their apartment they had to do it right there.  Quote:
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04-16-2008, 02:28 PM
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How would you str8 people like it if you had to listen to a Titan Video [gay raunch] turned up at max volume, with windows open, and the big plasma TV is in plain view of everybody walking past? I think the thread would take a whole different turn.
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WHYY pays their CEO $750,000 a year. So WHYY should I renew my membership? Seems they have no problems finding money and spending it unwisely. And this is why you should donate to PACCA, not PETA: In September, PETA made headlines in Vermont and across the nation for asking Ben & Jerry's ice cream to use human breast milk in their ice cream, instead of cow milk
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How about this: cat porn!
The stray cats in my neighborhood are feeling quite randy. The screeching and screaming and wailing are loud and occur at all hours of the day and night. Please make it stop!
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