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Old 04-21-2008, 11:17 AM
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it's up on mls now. looks stellar, although i don't know who will jump up to the plate with that price tag. 3 bedrooms, 5 baths, etc....

mls #5335016

A Mediterranean Villa in the City built with cast stone pieces & columns, a terra cotta tile roof, formal gardens w in ground heated Jacuzzi, waterfall & lighted fountains, heated ground tiles, Belgium black marble sculptures, a lanai w built in Jenn Air grill & frpl; The Art Deco interior features an amazing 2 story, 30' grand foyer w handmade wrought iron railings on floating stair w Schonbek chandelier. Living room features floor to ceiling onyx fireplace surround & French doors to garden, Media room has natural tiger wood floors, An enormous Kitchen w custom ribbon mahogany cabinets & French pulls, Butler s pantry, Master Bedroom w dressing room for him, boudoir for her, a stunning bath w heated breccia damascotta marble floors, soaking tub, Myson towel rack, huge shower, 1940's Fr. chandelier, Asian room w ebony lacquer oak floors, full gym, the Man s room, the wine room holds 370 bottles, House equipped w a smart house Crestron system, Sonus Faber built in speakers, elevator, plus 4 car Garage & MORE!!!
Jeez, I would feel like such a complete schmuck living in that kind of opulence while kids a half a mile south of me are going to sh*tty schools and dodging bullets. WTF is wrong with people?
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i have a feeling they're going to have a very hard time selling that thing. they might as well just rent it out for weddings & bar mitzvahs.
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Link on realtor.com with pics -

http://www.realtor.com/search/listin...cnt=392#Detail

Advertised as 3 bedrooms. I guess the initial report got it wrong.

No mention of the stripper pole?
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i have a feeling they're going to have a very hard time selling that thing. they might as well just rent it out for weddings & bar mitzvahs.
I'm not sure you could have enough weddings and bar mitzvahs to cover the mortgage, although the young lads -- be they grooms or bar mitzvah boys -- might like the alleged stripper pole.
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Well - it IS top notch construction

http://64.233.169.104/search?q=cache...ient=firefox-a
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What's up with the "Myson towel rack"? Is that something that you really point out as a big plus in a $6 million dollar house? What is it?
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Well - it IS top notch construction

http://64.233.169.104/search?q=cache...ient=firefox-a
Society Hill, eh?
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Link on realtor.com with pics -

http://www.realtor.com/search/listin...cnt=392#Detail

Advertised as 3 bedrooms. I guess the initial report got it wrong.

No mention of the stripper pole?
Yikes!! I'm thinking I'll go and pretend I could afford it just to meet the realtor
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Those darn neighborhood groups keep stretchin' their boundaries further and further...hahahaha

This ad is amazing.
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Old 04-24-2008, 04:40 PM
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Link on realtor.com with pics -

http://www.realtor.com/search/listin...cnt=392#Detail

Advertised as 3 bedrooms. I guess the initial report got it wrong.

No mention of the stripper pole?
And it can be all yours for "estimated payments" of $32,000/month.

This still blows my mind. Who builds a 10,000 sq/ft. house and then says it's "too much" house? Of course it is!

The kitchen does look incredible though. I wonder if it comes with a house chef?
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