Are you sure the gender is obvious?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x-fkSYDtUY

"Censorship is free advertising by the government"--Federico Fellini

"Do you mind if I smoke while you eat?"

OMG HG! When I worked in the Gallery, a million years ago, this drag queen came in and swore to me and another salesgirl that "she" bled every month and used Tampax. Don't even want to guess were it went.

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What American accent do you have?
Your Result: Philadelphia
Your accent is as Philadelphian as a cheesesteak!

From a customer today...

"Yeah, I was looking at that Megan's Law website for my neighborhood, and all of those people look like pedophiles!"

Not hilarious, but paradoxical. Saturday night.

A lady walked into my store. We politely told her that we were closing in 10minutes, but she can feel free to shop within that time. She began to rant:

"Oh ma gawd, why are you closing so early, why does everything 'round here close so early, why are you wasting my time?".

Without missing a beat, her cellphone rang.

"Hellooo. What? Hell no, you ain't calling me so late, Why are you calling me so late? You ain't grabbin' a bus and gettin' over to booty call me so late!".

I guess I should chalk this up as another example of Einstein's relativity theorem.

If your relatives are stupid, you'll be stupid too?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x-fkSYDtUY

"Censorship is free advertising by the government"--Federico Fellini

"Do you mind if I smoke while you eat?"

HAHAHAHAHA...may I have permission to keep that in my mind for future use? I love it!

But of course!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x-fkSYDtUY

"Censorship is free advertising by the government"--Federico Fellini

"Do you mind if I smoke while you eat?"

I'm a lurker and read PB daily, but I finally had a reason to post. (Hi all!)

I'm walking home on South Street yesterday and I see a couple ahead that was walking in my direction while having a small argument or disagreement.

As they get closer, I hear the guy ask, "So, you're still going to blow me, right?".

Why were you gettin' in me and my wife's buziness, yo? Don't make me walk over to Bainbridge and start bustin' caps 'round the hizzy!(Is that how you spell hizzy? I left my urban dictionary at home today).

This one is a little hard to relate but is noteworthy for its pathos and because it is just so South Philly.

Woman: Screaming obsenities at a jealous boyfriend into a cell phone.

Pause

Woman: "It's because my aunt only has 167 minutes for the three of us on this phone. She told me that I couldn't call until nine and could only text until them."

Pause

Woman (in sweet voice): "Ok, I love you. Bye."