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Freudian Slips: when you say one thing but mean your mother

...and clean up after.

Honestly, I'd totally forgo the cooking talent for the cleaning talent.

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http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/be30300653

I'm one of these women. I *can* cook but I don't like to. I, like many women of my generation, watched our mothers cook every night out of obligation and waited for our fathers to get home to enjoy the meal. Burned dinners, late from work, arguments...My mother hated to cook and when she got remarried, she ended up falling in love with a guy who didn't make that much money but does all the cooking and the cleaning because he really likes to.

When I have a boyfriend eventually move in, I don't want to have to clean up after another person and feed another person...if that was the case, I'd have a child. What I want and I'm in agreement with the other people here, is someone that will be a partner.

I hate to cook but I love to bake...I hate dishes and I tend to be a whirlwind through a room but hey, I happen to be successful enough to pay a housekeeper and I don't mind laundry. My last relationship was with a man who loved to pick up after me--he was always doing stuff to lighten my workload, knowing how crazy my days get. Someone to walk the dogs in the morning when I have to run somewhere.

You know...doing the type of stuff that makes you realize that someone cares about it and isn't just trying to get laid. Someone that will be, again, a great life partner. Not someone who expects dinner on the table at 6pm or thinks dinner is about bringing it home from Subway. Eck.

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Resident of Fishtown, Moderator of Fish/No. Libs/Kenzo forum, Real Estate Agent-Prudential Fox & Roach

All these years I joked about you missing your true calling in life, a professional dominatrix, and here you did have a house slave!

I am carving your name in my thigh as soon as I send this message.

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The Phils are champs, go phuck yourself!

cooking and baking is a girl's job.

Is there anyway you can just hook up with a girl and have her make you stuff and for her NOT to get fat at the same time?

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"who pissed in your cheerios of life"?

Fixing things around the house is a man's job.

Is there anyway you can just hook up with a guy and have him fix stuff around the house for you and NOT have him turn into a fat hairy slob of a couch potato?

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United we stand. Divided we fall.

More like a Butler....

Jeeves...can you buy some Maxi-pads at CVS for me and wash my thongs. My court jester will be coming by while you are out to make me laugh and entertain me. Tomorrow my sensitive guy friend will be coming over with his shoulder and cerebral faculties for me to unload my psychological problems on him. Then the day after tomorrow my man hunk will be over to fulfill my sexual desires. Hopefully one day I'll find the perfect man who is comprised of all these roles I have written in my script.

you're just jealous

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"who pissed in your cheerios of life"?

Very funny--just read these replies. How could I have any psychological problems to unload with a man like that? Maybe just that I have to call him Jeeves but I could get over that...

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Resident of Fishtown, Moderator of Fish/No. Libs/Kenzo forum, Real Estate Agent-Prudential Fox & Roach

Or, maybe it is that when you command him to clean your house, you force him to wear this...


http://passionalboutique.com/store/p...e.php?pID=2573

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The Phils are champs, go phuck yourself!