What the heck is a sausage party? I'm familiar with the game "hide the sausage" ... does it have anything to do with that game?

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"Do I contradict myself? Very well then, I contradict myself. I am large, I contain multitudes." -- Walt Whitman, Leaves Of Grass

Any gathering where a large majority is men.

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The Phils are champs, go phuck yourself!

I'm at an age now where what people think of me matters less and less and less.

It's total liberation.

I hate it when people claim that they are weird and end up being boring as hell. Honestly, I think most people are boring.

I am currently writing an epic novel entitled Sh*t T*tty, involving an dislexic oaf who smears feces on his nipples while under the delusion that he is a well paid musician-when the reality is that he is a smelly welfare recipient that attends a weekly open mic night at a local coffeehouse. As day fades to night, the fecal crust falls from his bosom and he transforms his burly voice into a litany of orchestral diatribes which harmonize onto peoples' ears as well as their soul.

Its a love story, which makes it relevant to this thread.

i heart you, alesis

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Freudian Slips: when you say one thing but mean your mother

Oh hell yes. Those cars are real panty droppers.
Do you know how much pussy you'd pull in a BMW or
hooked up Mustang?
Just revvvv the engine when you see booty and women are gonna throw looks your way all day.
And when they're checking you out, like pretend you don't notice and act like you're messing with your radio or something. Look preoccupied.
Then they're gonna want you even MORE.



For the love of god man, what are you waiting for?

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"who pissed in your cheerios of life"?

((((((((((((((PhillyBud))))))))))))))))))))

There's a hug for you.

I'mSoRad - I am convinced that you really are an Ivy League educated older effete homosexual who is a wine enthusiast, very affluent, and lives in a baronial mansion in Main Line and collects fine paintings and objets de art, and reads Proust in the original French, Dostoevsky in the original Russian and Goethe in the original German.

You are affecting the "hip hop" skateboard dude as a joke, right?

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"Do I contradict myself? Very well then, I contradict myself. I am large, I contain multitudes." -- Walt Whitman, Leaves Of Grass

too funny

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Freudian Slips: when you say one thing but mean your mother

If I'm looking your way, it will be because I will want to know who is the jerk is that's revving up their engine thinking their gonna get lucky!

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"I think that anything that begins to give people a sense of their own worth and dignity is God."
John Shelby Spong

Congrats Phils 2008 World Champs!