Stop the plastic surgery already!!!!!!!!!!!

You had the big choppers installed awhile ago that screwed up your entire face and made you look like a chipmunk
Now WTF, did you go and get boobs installed to detract from the choppers?

WTF?

Oh, thank you. You are so funny sometimes!

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"Censorship is free advertising by the government"--Federico Fellini

"Do you mind if I smoke while you eat?"

Before and After Big Chopper Installation:


See how cute her smaller teeth were on her?
Now tonight on TV she is showing off major boobage...
Shes got those suckas resting on the desk...
She should just go to naked news.

The nose looks...perkier too?

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"Censorship is free advertising by the government"--Federico Fellini

"Do you mind if I smoke while you eat?"

Whatever it is just make her stopppppp...

She's kinda hot.

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"who pissed in your cheerios of life"?

...thought that was a pic of Priscilla Presley for a min!

So many people are getting porcelain veneers. Most of the time you see the teeth before the person. LOL

I think they lack personality. It is understandable if for some unfortunate reason you chip or damage your front teeth and need the veneers, but most of the time it's all about perfection.

My incisors may be slightly crooked, but I like them.

Looks like Priscilla could use some veneers as she's had so much Botox and fillers, her teeth almost appear to be receding to me. And not only that but, good god, you'd think with all her Elvis winnings, she could afford a stylist. She looks like a Vampira wannabe. Very scary.

And as far as Lynn Doyle's choppers, I think the bright white color is way over the top. You need sunglasses when she smiles.

Good rule of thumb:

Teeth should never be whiter than the whites of your eyes.