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Old 03-29-2006, 09:04 PM
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Alright this is NOT funny, but come on.

Over in the Castor Gardens section people were complaining this poor baby was crying for two days straight in a house. Something had to be wrong.

So they go to someone in a uniform. Now many, many of these folks are co-existing, and don't speak English let alone a common language. They're also leary of the police. So the person tells them CALL THE COPS. Finally someone did, and they knock, and hear this baby screaming. No answer. They finally go in, and the man is sitting there in the kitchen with a live goat hanging by it's feet in his KITCHEN. Alive. Cops cut it down immediately.

I mean what is this? Are we in a thirld world country here or not? If that goat was "crying" next door to me I would have had a fit. Oh, and yes he was going to be dinner or plural. Where was he going to slaughter the goat?

According to my source the cops were telling him nicely he could not do this.
We have rules here. The guy was mad. Well, you're in America pal. The cops were really nice, and the SPCA came, and took the goat. How do you leave the goat hanging? Like what are you waiting till it smothers or what?

Ohhhhhhh Noooooo Way. The funny part was the one cop is explaining where the butcher was, and the food stores, and the guy got all cocky with them.
I hope he gets a ticket. Can you imagine? I mean I've seen the roosters now in the yards, and even once saw a goat in a yard. Yep. Go across that Boulevard. What a sight. The nice thing is there's elderly people from Vietnam, and Puerto Rico, and Palastine, and they tend gardens together. Nobody understanding a word of the other. No goats please.
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Old 03-29-2006, 09:09 PM
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Alright this is NOT funny, but come on.

Over in the Castor Gardens section people were complaining this poor baby was crying for two days straight in a house. Something had to be wrong.

So they go to someone in a uniform. Now many, many of these folks are co-existing, and don't speak English let alone a common language. They're also leary of the police. So the person tells them CALL THE COPS. Finally someone did, and they knock, and hear this baby screaming. No answer. They finally go in, and the man is sitting there in the kitchen with a live goat hanging by it's feet in his KITCHEN. Alive. Cops cut it down immediately.

I mean what is this? Are we in a thirld world country here or not? If that goat was "crying" next door to me I would have had a fit. Oh, and yes he was going to be dinner or plural. Where was he going to slaughter the goat?

According to my source the cops were telling him nicely he could not do this.
We have rules here. The guy was mad. Well, you're in America pal. The cops were really nice, and the SPCA came, and took the goat. How do you leave the goat hanging? Like what are you waiting till it smothers or what?

Ohhhhhhh Noooooo Way. The funny part was the one cop is explaining where the butcher was, and the food stores, and the guy got all cocky with them.
I hope he gets a ticket. Can you imagine? I mean I've seen the roosters now in the yards, and even once saw a goat in a yard. Yep. Go across that Boulevard. What a sight. The nice thing is there's elderly people from Vietnam, and Puerto Rico, and Palastine, and they tend gardens together. Nobody understanding a word of the other. No goats please.
Maybe it was just some kinky sex thing going on. Edited by mod because of racist and offensive language. Ouch! I got spanked by Uncle Cranky.

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Old 03-29-2006, 09:17 PM
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Alright this is NOT funny, but come on.

Over in the Castor Gardens section people were complaining this poor baby was crying for two days straight in a house. Something had to be wrong.

So they go to someone in a uniform. Now many, many of these folks are co-existing, and don't speak English let alone a common language. They're also leary of the police. So the person tells them CALL THE COPS. Finally someone did, and they knock, and hear this baby screaming. No answer. They finally go in, and the man is sitting there in the kitchen with a live goat hanging by it's feet in his KITCHEN. Alive. Cops cut it down immediately.

I mean what is this? Are we in a thirld world country here or not? If that goat was "crying" next door to me I would have had a fit. Oh, and yes he was going to be dinner or plural. Where was he going to slaughter the goat?

According to my source the cops were telling him nicely he could not do this.
We have rules here. The guy was mad. Well, you're in America pal. The cops were really nice, and the SPCA came, and took the goat. How do you leave the goat hanging? Like what are you waiting till it smothers or what?

Ohhhhhhh Noooooo Way. The funny part was the one cop is explaining where the butcher was, and the food stores, and the guy got all cocky with them.
I hope he gets a ticket. Can you imagine? I mean I've seen the roosters now in the yards, and even once saw a goat in a yard. Yep. Go across that Boulevard. What a sight. The nice thing is there's elderly people from Vietnam, and Puerto Rico, and Palastine, and they tend gardens together. Nobody understanding a word of the other. No goats please.
Stuff like this really gets my.....nah, it's too easy!!

Mabye it was his.......nanny?

Well, glad to see the cops were willing to ram the door down and butt heads with him.
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Old 03-29-2006, 09:34 PM
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Stuff like this really gets my.....nah, it's too easy!!

Mabye it was his.......nanny?

Well, glad to see the cops were willing to ram the door down and butt heads with him.
Nah, Nah. Oh we have to laugh to keep from crying. A goat.
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Old 03-29-2006, 11:42 PM
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Nah, Nah. Oh we have to laugh to keep from crying. A goat.
Oh, and I forgot this.......

was he a "bleating' heart liberal?
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Old 03-30-2006, 12:58 AM
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Thats crazy, funny but crazy
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I'm not too surprised. There's a house I know of in the Mayfair area where this weird lady has a virtual zoo. She has a dog, cats, snakes. OK pretty normal. What's out of the ordinary is that she also has a pig. And yeah, I've seen chickens roaming in some yards too. Aren't there regulations for having these "farm" animals in the city?
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Old 04-12-2006, 10:36 AM
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OK my computer crashing has made me miss alot here. Ace btw HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no that is funny, a goat come on. I think they can only have ducks in the city im not sure tho not up on all the animals laws. Just curious Ace how did you know this? roflmao this is to funny.
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A goat in the kitchen hung by it's hind quarters? Wow. And I thought it was weird the woman down the street from me having 3 pigs in her backyard.
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Old 04-15-2006, 01:08 PM
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Just curious Ace how did you know this? roflmao this is to funny.
I knew because it was my new boyfriend's house. Hahahaha. Kidding. KID get it? I know right? All these animals.

No. My brother has a mail route over there. He loves it, but this one really had him shaking his head. He was saying the poor cops were looking like "What the heck?". They were obviously stunned to see that goat hanging like that. Plus the neighbors said it was for like two days the thing cried.

It's a cultural thing. People new to this country have to understand there are animal cruelty laws here. The one cop was nice enough to go through names of butchers close by, and supermarkets. Yeah. I'm going to get me a little farm going out back. I will charge for a petting zoo.

I miss ya DM. Hope that puter gets fixed.
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