He should get a mullet.

Maybe you should sport a mullet these days when you're teaching tomorrow's leaders, Geno.

[ducking and seeking cover]

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He should. Now that would be a scandal, and an art form shaping that stuff into a mullet.

If your students saw you come in with a mullet they wouldn't be able to concentrate OR you'd bring the look back.