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Old 05-05-2006, 03:15 PM
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Oh please let this amount to something... sex is the only thing Republicans sit up and take notice of. Death and destruction ... *yawn*

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http://www.wonkette.com/politics/por...rds-171938.php

BREAKING: Porter Goss Played More Than Cards

Porter Goss has just resigned as director of the CIA, and President Bush has accepted his resignation.

So why is Porter Goss leaving? Is it because of those torture allegations from last fall? Intelligence failures relating to Iraq? The recent scandals over CIA leaking?

Um, we don’t think so. We bet it has something to do with this — limos, and hookers, and other good stuff.

Bush: “Over the years, I’ve established a very close personal relationship with Porter.” Well, Mr. President, you weren’t the only one…

It’s hard out there for a john.

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Possible list of others who may be involved: http://www.researchfortherestofus.or...lkesDonees.htm
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The hooker would dress as Osama bin Laden, tie Goss to a chair, and torture him until he "talked".

There are worse ways to make a living.
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Kyle "Dusty" Foggo To Resign Next Week... this guy was brought in by Porter Goss, the #1 CIA guy. Best buds and all. Poke-her buddies! HAHAHA!!!!

No wonder the CIA is a bunch of f*&k ups... they are nothing more than just a bunch of frat boys. Can I blame Bush for this? I think I will.

Kostiw's replacement, Kyle "Dusty" Foggo, is the subject of a review by the CIA's inspector general. The agency is examining whether Foggo arranged for any contracts to be granted to companies associated with Brent R. Wilkes, a contractor and longtime friend of Foggo who had connections to Rep. Randy "Duke" Cunningham (R-Calif.).

Cunningham left Congress and was sentenced to more than eight years in prison for corruption. Foggo has said he has done nothing improper, and the agency has said the review is standard practice in such situations, not an indication of any wrongdoing. After Goss's announcement yesterday, Foggo told colleagues that he will resign next week. Last week, the agency confirmed that Foggo attended private poker games with Wilkes at a Washington hotel.

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When Goss came out in favor of wire tapping and torture, he was really talking about a dominatrix putting electrodes on his scrotum.
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Old 05-06-2006, 12:55 PM
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Lol!!!

edit: wft? I can't add the little rolling laughing guy to properly express myself and now my all caps turns to initial caps?! Dude. My typing rights have been curtailed.

anyway... that joke made me laugh.

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I edited the joke. It is funnier now.


I think this story will not hurt Bush politcally. It will show just how inept the CIA has been run for the past 15 years. That could be good or bad.

This is a very interesting "wait and see" story.
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Ahhh.. It's been a while since US had a good old fashioned sex scandal...

It is surprising how people who survive numerous directly illegal actions and other actions that SHOULD bring them down are gone in a second after a "simple" sex scandal..

I think we need to give bush an intern....

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