Joe Carter or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Not Love Sports
I used to be a rabid baseball fan going to dozens of games a year at the Vet and elsewhere. I also followed hockey just as rabidly and football less so. That was until Joe Carter proved to me how useless it was to follow sports.
In 1993 I went to baseball, football and hockey games both in Philadelphia where I am from and New York where I was going to school. So I didn't cheat on the Phillies, I went to Yankees games, which a friend's father had season tickets to. I went to one or two Mets games, but that was because I was tagging along with friends.
So the World Series rolls around I take the train back home to see games 3, 4, and 5. The Phillies lost the first two.
October 23, 1993. It was a Saturday night. I was at a friend's house in Brooklyn Heights where we were watching the game on a big screen on WCBS. It looked like there would be a game 7 then Mitch Williams came in. Then Joe Carter hit it out and that was that.
It was that moment when I had an epiphany. Why was I getting worked up over this game. How much time, money and emotion had I wasted on sports.
When I went home the next weekend, I gathered all my sports memorabilia up. Autographed baseballs, hockey pucks, footballs, sports cards, photos, and assorted other stuff. I got rid of everything, it was probably a good time to do it since the bubble hadn’t burst on the baseball card market yet.
Everything went. A framed autographed Dick Perez print of Tug McGraw, batting helmets, Mike Schmidt rookie card, the 1980 Burger King Phillies set, a 1981 World Series phantom press pin, an autographed 1974 Stanley Cup Finals program, and boxes of boxes of other stuff. I wound up getting over $5000 for all the crap.
It felt good. I felt cleansed and I never had a regret.
The next year the baseball strike happened followed by all sorts of idiotic examples of sports greed from stadiums to steroids.
I spent that free time volunteering, hiking, going to the theatre, and all sorts of other worthwhile things. It is almost as if I had broken away from a cult.
In retrospect I wish I had done it sooner.
Thank you Joe Carter, wherever you are!
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