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Old 05-14-2008, 08:59 PM
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Um...no.
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Old 05-14-2008, 10:59 PM
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Well, capsule, no offense but it must have been her "assets" that caught your attention, because her face isn't all that. Men have have been known to focus on areas below the neck, even if the face isn't that great . If she was flat-chested or even just average, you probably wouldn't have given her a second look.
If she's one of the 5 hottest girls you've ever seen, you must have led a sheltered life.

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Old 05-14-2008, 11:53 PM
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Apart from the scary mugshot, she looks pretty, but in a normal sort of way. The fake boobs and her history of bizarre, psychotic pathological lying must be what take her to the next level of media-readiness.
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Old 05-15-2008, 12:35 AM
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Most of you are wrong. I saw Jocelyn Kirsch in person. In fact, some of her crimes loosely affected me.

She was easily one of the top 5 hottest girls I have ever seen. Period.

When she came into my place of business I called my friend just to tell him I saw the hottest girl ever and that she was with some loser and how pissed off I was about it.

I don't normally act like a meathead tool in this manner, but this girl was so attractive I literally suffered some sort of cave man disorder.
Well, maybe she looks better in person. From what you're saying, she must have some kind of allure that, quite frankly, just doesn't come across in photographs. Great body (though not all-natural), but face-wise, without the hair extensions, fake violet contact lenses and makeup, she's close to a butter face.
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Just go look at the pictures where the 2 of them are wearing red bandannas... she is a butterface: big time.
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When she came into my place of business I called my friend just to tell him I saw the hottest girl ever and that she was with some loser and how pissed off I was about it.

This is so pathetic that its going in my signature.
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Old 05-15-2008, 11:54 AM
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Well, maybe she looks better in person. From what you're saying, she must have some kind of allure that, quite frankly, just doesn't come across in photographs. Great body (though not all-natural), but face-wise, without the hair extensions, fake violet contact lenses and makeup, she's close to a butter face.
It wouldn't be that hard to believe. Most people look better in person than they do in photos, especially photos taken with a compact digital camera by a drunken amatuer.

Crazy girls have a certain allure, too... but it takes a dumb guy to spend money on them.
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I don't really care enough to defend her, considering I am not benefitting from it.

But trust me, I'm far from the only one who though she was gorgeous. If you don't think she is attractive then I would LOVE to see who you think is attractive.

Keep in mind you fools, I dealt with her way before any news of breast implants or whatever came out. She looked natural to me at the time.
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I was just at Philly.com and noticed that what is now being dubbed a "saga" is still making the main page. I was about to post my own rant and was pleasantly surprised to find this one already posted. I feel like the Inquirer is desparately trying to get the national media to pick this up. What they don't understand is that there is nothing remotely unusual or interesting about these two people. They don't possess any of the qualities required to become a national headline. Maybe if we found a few heads in the trunk of their car, but as it stands they're never going to be a Ramsey, a Bobbit, or a Tanya Harding. They're nothing more than two dimensional characters who ripped off their neighbors. Nothing sensational at all.
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