Center City: Gay Playpen - Page 5 - PhillyBlog

daninnj · #41 (**permalink**) 11-28-2007, 06:07 PM

Those EBIL GHEYS!! We should just blow up their GHEYBORHOOD and replace all their rainbow-tainted blocks. Preferably with Funk-O-Marts and CityBlues.

Mixiboi · #42 (**permalink**) 11-28-2007, 06:12 PM

You know I was ok, because I know that area, and it isn't exactly my favorite spot, specially not with all the drunks....

But this pretty much made me post:

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Anyway, I don't really care if a bunch of bleeding heart liberals attack me for being "homophobic" or something, that's just garbage anyway and you know it. I am just in shock the way that homosexuals are embraced by the city to the point where official rainbow city street signs were actually erected. It's like it's not OK to be a straight man in the city anymore. God forbid if I don't like being touched by other men when I'm walking down the street.

Ohh, I got it:

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Anyway, I don't really care if a bunch of bleeding heart liberals attack me for being "racist" or something, that's just garbage anyway and you know it. I am just in shock the way that blacks are embraced by the city to the point where they are elected officials. It's like it's not OK to be a white man in the city anymore. God forbid if I don't like walking by blacks when I'm walking down the street.

Mmmmm....Yeah....That is why you don't go down that route. Fine, you don't like being touched but when you go attacking...Don't expect support.

alesis · #43 (**permalink**) 11-28-2007, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Wayne6

monkey farts, monkey farts, monkey farts...

Hey wayne, next time I want you to:
-say "are you a bottom or a top".
-start wearing a hanky out of you back pocket.
-start tapping your feet when in public lavatories.

All of these measures will let gay people know you're not interested.

I wouldn't lie to you. Only then will you truly be welcomed to the city of Bro-therly love.

Valley Twin · #44 (**permalink**) 11-28-2007, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by alesis

Hey wayne, next time you I wan't you to:
-say "are you a bottom or a top".
-start wearing a hanky out of you back pocket.
-start tapping your feet when in public lavatories.

All of these measures will let gay people know you're not interested.

I wouldn't lie to you. Only then will you truly be welcomed to the city of Bro-therly love.

I think Wayne should wear a yellow hankie in his right back pocket

kd592 · #45 (**permalink**) 11-28-2007, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by thoth

hahaha, under a tree? woodsheds? leather pants? where are these scenarios coming from? I think someone has some repressed fanatasies...

from savage love

http://thestranger.com/seattle/SavageLove?oid=401837

Another common theme in fake letters: the "totally" straight guy who never even considered the possibility that he might be gay—not even once, dude!—until this incredibly intimidating gay guy ****ed him—totally against his will, dude!—and treated him to an orgasm so explosive it blasted his heterosexuality away.

Fear, fear, fear—that's what fakes are all about. Fear of women, fear of sex, fear of homos.

MayfairMeat · #46 (**permalink**) 11-28-2007, 08:06 PM

You are getting groped in this weather?

Uh huh. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. We believe you.

You work on the corner of Broad and Locust. So, unless you're working at the steakhouse, the restaurant, the Academy or the Doubletree... you're telling me you're slinkin' it outside doing what, apparently when they're groping you?

Something tells me Wayne here is full 'o caca.

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Originally Posted by Wayne6

Look, I'm sorry to make my first post something that's going to upset some people, but I'm already upset and I think others need to be too.

I don't throw around the term "gay playpen" liberally, but it certainly applies to the current situation in center city right now, especially the "playpen" area near 13th and Locust (and surrounding streets). I work at the corner of Broad and Locust, and often eat lunch in the area, but every time I go outside I feel that I am accosted by dozens of strange homosexual men.

Men seem to be more interested in me than women are when I walk in this area (I am attractive). Look, I don't have a problem with gay individuals, but why do so many of them feel that they can leer, lunge and grope at me on the street without any regard for what I personally find acceptable? I'm always getting stared down by other guys that look like they want to take me behind the woodshed, and I've been hit on by other men as well, and I don't know why. Does being a gay man in Philly mean that you have to be openly and overtly sexual and predatorial toward other men on the street?

Anyway, I don't really care if a bunch of bleeding heart liberals attack me for being "homophobic" or something, that's just garbage anyway and you know it. I am just in shock the way that homosexuals are embraced by the city to the point where official rainbow city street signs were actually erected. It's like it's not OK to be a straight man in the city anymore. God forbid if I don't like being touched by other men when I'm walking down the street.

I guess I don't have a problem with this whole situation as long as the gays can keep their zoos and playpens in their own house without making everyone else deal with it.

#47 (**permalink**) 11-28-2007, 08:08 PM

Wayne, the best thing to do is just be nice and say "hello" while pretending you have no idea what "gay" is. That shuts them right down.

MayfairMeat · #48 (**permalink**) 11-28-2007, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Wayne6

So I don't like being raped under a tree by some bald guy with a mustache, ok? Sorry if that makes me a homophobe.

If you didn't like it, didn't you say no? Didn't you call the police and get a rape kid done afterwards?

Funny.

The majority of the people who live in the gayborhood are STRAIGHT, straight-acting and/or heteroflexible, son. I can only think of 4 high rise buildings in the gayborhood where it's safe to say every single tenant/condo-owner is a gay. When you add in all the houses, storefront apartments and the luxury units... it's more than 60% straight people here.

We're a minority in our "own neighborhood".

Idiot.

HughE 2030 · #49 (**permalink**) 11-28-2007, 09:37 PM

[quote=Wayne6;635800] stared at by some guy with leather pants when I walk out of the office. QUOTE]

Really, when was the last time you saw anyone walk around the Gayborhood in broad daylight on a workweek in leather pants/chaps? If someone did that they need to be slap, oh wait I might like that.

Cat Astrophe · #50 (**permalink**) 11-28-2007, 09:49 PM

"Wayne6"..."Weblo village"....I don't care what he calls himself, he's the most fun you can have with a single @sshat.

They should tewtally rename "bump" to "The Gay Playpen."