Middle aged married guy here, trying to lighten things up.

"Creepy" is when some middle aged married guy tries to "chat up" a college-aged girl. The secret admirer thing was a JOKE.

Chicks with piercings can be pretty.

And to the feminists, I was trying not to rile you up. My description was rather respectful. I held back on saying something like "yew oughtta see the piece of ass" working there.

Like I said, for those of you who like pretty things...