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Originally Posted by ChiefSalsa
All these years I joked about you missing your true calling in life, a professional dominatrix, and here you did have a house slave!
I am carving your name in my thigh as soon as I send this message.
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More like a Butler....
Jeeves...can you buy some Maxi-pads at CVS for me and wash my thongs. My court jester will be coming by while you are out to make me laugh and entertain me. Tomorrow my sensitive guy friend will be coming over with his shoulder and cerebral faculties for me to unload my psychological problems on him. Then the day after tomorrow my man hunk will be over to fulfill my sexual desires. Hopefully one day I'll find the perfect man who is comprised of all these roles I have written in my script.
