Most of you are wrong. I saw Jocelyn Kirsch in person. In fact, some of her crimes loosely affected me.

She was easily one of the top 5 hottest girls I have ever seen. Period.

When she came into my place of business I called my friend just to tell him I saw the hottest girl ever and that she was with some loser and how pissed off I was about it.

I don't normally act like a meathead tool in this manner, but this girl was so attractive I literally suffered some sort of cave man disorder.