This seem like something for faux news headline.

But when you have all of Europe, copy writing and trade marking their home town Name... it's not that unrealistic.

ie: Budwiser... etc

personally, Sapphic Sister has a better ring to it than Lesbo... but that won't do for Islanders either.

So what would be left...

I've always liked "Ladies who Lunch"... but that's another matter.