Thanks for that profane (crass?) response, JoePSU.

The point of my argument is not that I have the mouth of a sailor and/or need to offer TMI in public ... am I the only adult in the world who speaks and acts differently when there are little kids around vs. when they aren't? I feel like it's opposite day here - bars are for those 21+, right?

This thread seemed to be following a path where people were gushing about how kid-friendly certain bars are, and I just don't see why that needs to be a trend.