my boy is only eight months old, but he'll outdrink and outcuss any of yous. and he tips like a jackpot winner at a casino. in fact, he IS a jackpot winner at a casino. so when you see him crawl in and ask for a six of chesterfield to go, i'd advise you to give it to him.

oh wait, who am i kidding, he can't even crawl. sigh.